I am assuming "your journal entry" is self-explanatory and does not involve anything else.
By the way that counts as one of my sentences.
And that too.
So yeah.
alright change of plans
HTML is a coding language.
Color Theory is a sort of standard artists can use to try and determine what and which colors go well together.
8/29/13
This assignment has been saved within the nexus of the Universe which is very secure and you will never get to it unless you ask.
As in "Please."
8/30/13
8/23/13
Three Minutes of Heaven
Unfortunately this assignment was stolen by a dragon.
You will have to invade its hoard to get it back.
More unfortunately, you can't because you will die.
You will have to invade its hoard to get it back.
More unfortunately, you can't because you will die.
Wait what?
What are we supposed to be typing about?
I'm too dang confused.
Agh.
Agh.
I still have nothing to type about either.
Because you see the method here is to act like I am actually doing something and that is probably what everyone else is doing and what they're supposed to be doing.
GOSH DANG IT THE MUSIC IS BACK ON
WHY DO PEOPLE LISTEN TO MUSIC
ESPECIALLY THIS MUSIC
GAH
Okay.
I'm still typing.
I wonder how many times I'm going to say that this year.
I am guessing one.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
Seven.
Eight.
Nine.
Ten.
Eleven.
Twelve.
Thirteen.
Fourteen.
Fifteen.
Sixteen.
Seventeen.
Eighteen.
Nineteen.
Twenty.
Twenty-one.
Twenty-two.
Twenty-three.
My poor fingers have no idea how to reach these keys.
But that's because fingers don't have ideas.
Twenty-four.
Twenty-five.
Twenty-six.
Twenty-seven.
Twenty-eight.
Twenty-nine.
Twenty-ten ;)
Twenty-eleven
Thirty-two
Thirty-three
Thirty-four
Thirty-five
Thirty-six
Thirty-seven
Thirty-eight
Thirty-nine
Forty
Forty-one
Forty-two
Forty-three
Forty-four
Forty-five
Forty-six
Forty-seven
Forty-eight
Forty-nine
9/04/13
There's still nothing to wtrite about these objectives?!?!?!
!
?!?!?!?!?
!
Do you think I'm some kind of mystic?
"Queue"
"[Box]"
"[Arrows pointing in three different directions]"
Wow fascinating is THAT what I'm supposed to write about?
Anyways.
Today I thought I'd talk about elephants
I don't really know much about elephan--
WAIT
OKAY
Did you know that elephants flap their ears to maintain their body temperature?
When they get too hot, blood flows up veins in their ears.
Flapping these ears (which I imagine is easier with all that blood) gets the air to cool them off.
I think that's pretty cool.
What the heck are Indian elephants, anyways?
And did you know African elephants are the largest elephants?
But I'm actually not sure which is more closely related to mammoths.
And I realize it might be that obvious.
And um.
I don't like this music really.
That's a nice tidbit.
I still haven't really typed about anything.
"Wrap up your sentence."
Gahhh
I hardly got three seconds.
I now have a several-second setback.
Actually I'm just going to use this moment to type 9/04.
9/04/13
OKAY
WHAT THE HECK IS THE SUBJECT TODAY
AND NO, I DON'T LIKE THE MUSIC WHILST TYPING
FLOW CHART IS NO OBJECTIVE
HOWEVER I DO LIKE USING CAPS LOCK
IT'S REALLY ADDICTIVE
AND
YEAH
UM
HEY GUESS WHAT
UM
DID YOU
HEAR
ABOUT
SONAR
BECAUSE I DIDN'T
and
it's 8:53
and
the Pope is Catholic and the Queen a Brit
and she really has no power over Canada
and
it's 8:54
and
I think this song is telling me what to type.
But I am just going to ignore it because I am heavily prejudiced against songs while I am typing.
blahblahblahblahblah
"-song
OH
DID YOU KNOW THE SONG DYNASTY INVENTED STEAMBOATS FIRST!?
LEARNED IT ON THE INTERNET!~?!?!?
hmhmhmhmheeheheheahahahahahahahaha
8/
I mean
9/9/13
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Okay
So I'm supposed to write a critique on the Canyonlands National Parks Service webpage.
Okay.
Wow.
Those rocks sure look brown.
\
Yeah.
Oh look I think that's--
Never mind.
It was a rock.
Hey, there are some rocks in the background!
Can you see them?
I bet they look like rocks in real life too.
With
uh
with
...
this song is clapping.
It's not a song, then.
It's some sort of ritualistic cultist chant.
Help me.
I am being sacrificed to the cultists!!!
Oh somebody got rid of the cultists and started singing in their place.
Or maybe it was just a rival band of cultists.
I hope these guys don't do human sacrifices at least.
No, I think they do human sacrifices.
The rocks are still there.
Good rocks.
They're not even rocks they're just pixels construed to portray rocks.
Too bad, isn't it?
I wonder how much a--
WHY DOES ANYBODY LISTEN TO THIS MUSIC!?!?!?
Oh my.
Time's up.
Gee that's funny.
I'm still typing too I wonder why that is.
Today it is the eleventh of September
It is also 9/11
and
this is my 9/11 bellringer
Today we are talking about rocks.
...
I wonder how far I could stretch this page by abusing the space bar more than I already have.
ANYWAY
IT'S A VERY LOVELY WEBSITE THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO IMPROVE
I THINK THERE SHOULD BE MORE BOATS THOUGH
BUT
THERE FIRST NEEDS TO BE WATER
SO I THINK THERE SHOULD BE MORE WATER AND MORE BOATS
9/12/13
"And this is today's assignment."
Theoretically, good design looks however the dang heck I want it to.
Semantically, good design looks however the dang heck I want it to.
Hypothetically, good design looks however the dang heck I want it to.
Practically, good design looks however the dang heck I want it to.
The way it has been described is adherence to current fashion trends.
In my very bedroom?!?!?!
Now that's just plain silly.
Silly silly silly.
That is why good design looks however the dang heck I want it to.
These last a really long time.
By this point you should know that I am talking about the Bellringer.
THIS
KEYBOARD
IS
TERRIBLE
GOSH
I'M THINKING ABOUT STEALING THE COMPUTER'S KEYBOARD NEIGHBORING MINE TO THE LEFT
"Thirty more seconds!!"
This has been a long thirty seconds.
Oh hi.
It's now the thirteenth of September.
And right now I'm going to find me a Website to do something or other but I believe the general gist of this is to list two things I like about it --
GOSH I HATE THIS KEYBOARD
THE KEYBOARDS IN THE LIBRARY ARE THE BEST KEYBOARDS IN THE WORLD BUT THESE
UGH
-- and two things I don't.
oh goody I found one in the massive and uninhabited void that is the World Wide Web
http://www.wikipedia.org/
Now as you can see there is a w in the URL.
Following it is another w or an i depending on how you want to look at it.
Now you can go to either another w, a previously mentioned w, another w that isn't the same w as the w I'm referencing in the prior clause and a k.
At the end of all that is a /.
And then when you click on it it turns purple because as we all know the color purple is only there to make sure that there's not too much of a good thing.
That had better not be Cantonese.
I don't think it's Mandarin though.
9/16
One good thing that happened during my weekend was that on Sunday I slept in until 9:15.
Actually that's really not usually a good thing.
And one bad thing I guess is that I slept in until 9:15.
How much do I have to type?
"Until I tell you to stop"
09/19
A.D.D.I.E is an acronym which stands for Analysis, Design, Development, Implementation and Evaluation.
It applies to web design because these are five generic steps to follow in the testing process.
Yeah.
So you see, it's relevant because those five generic steps are very typical to this sort of work and..
and..
And it's really important to follow.
09/19/2013
So I have just read that a lot of cars get in car accidents when car accidents occur and that when car accidents occur a lot of drivers are hurt when drivers are in car accidents and also a sustained number of passengers are also hurt when a sustained number of passengers are in car accidents and suffer injuries and a similar thing applies to drivers and glass is very sharp and if you hit another car it is really bad because glass breaks and since it is very sharp and very fragile it will easily hurt people in car accidents which causes damage to one's health which is really bad and that is why a lot of car drivers are hurt when they are in car accidents and also car passengers in car accidents.
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